This square has a picture of your ugly mug. Think very hard, if you get it wrong, you I'll slug. It asks about anything in the game. You'll get it wrong.. you're just that lame.
This block with an eye will see you dead. Get it wrong, I'll whump your head. See a close up picture, tell me where it's from. You'll get it wrong. You're just too very dumb.
A music note marks this square; it's so easy it isn't fair. Listen to one of your dumb friend's voice. See the options then make your choice. Get it wrong for me I beg. If you do I'll bite your leg.
This is my favorite much by far. The square has my face, soon to be pretty like a star. My sis told you the answers, but you're much too stupid. It's a question about me, get it wrong I'll shoot you down like an evil cupid.
Hee hee, this skull engraved square stretches the wire. Get it wrong please, and you'll go into the fire. It's any category I choose. When I win, you'll most certainly lose. Take a plunge into the lake of burning. When you do with laughter I'll be turning.
Marked with a clock, this challenge you'll take. You'll go back to do something you've done, but with a twist I make. You may go back to the Treasure Trove. Spell Banjo-Kazooie backwards in the cove.
Hey! Who put these here? If I find them their butt I'll sear. Answer a question in any category, which you won't, and you'll get two Joker Cards, which I'll make sure you don't. With the cards you can skip my squares, by simply pressing B. You'll never get the chance though, you will see. With these if you're smart you'll skip my Skull Quizzes. But since you're not to the fire you'll make many visits.
|So as you can clearly see, you'll never make it two squares towards me. If you do look at the map above. You'll find honey combs marks, which I certainly don't love. If you do somehow beat me, Tooty will be able to go free.|