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Welcome to Banjo-Kazooie Land!

"Narg."

October 6 - All righty, here it is. Have a nice time at the new BKLand!
- Stanjo

October 6 - Guys, good news, the new site is done, but I'll leave Stanjo the honor of giving you the link when he's ready. On a lighter note:

BKLand's Top Ten!
-Top Ten Dangerous Toys
10. Break the bottle board game.
9. Easy Bake over open flame oven.
8. Catch me on fire Elmo.
7. Smithsonian's home biological warefare kit.
6. My size "Dr. Kovorkian" doll.
5. Hulla Noose.
4. Just my throat sized jigsaw puzzle.
3. Rabid Snoopy.
2. Carnage Patch Kids.
1. Slip and Slide down the stairs.
- SubMatter (yes, it's true, I'm still alive)

September 11 - I'm sure you've all heard what happened today, but if you didn't, then here's a small summary: Hijaked planes have attacked some of USA's beloved buildings. Those rotten terrorists... I'm sure this won't cause any sort of war, because America's simply not that type. If they attacked Pearl Harbor, then we would retelliate. Oh, and no BK news; it would be ironic of there was.
- Stanjo

September 10 - Hmmm, evidently we have a new link. So go on over and see what it is.... Or, you can click the other link.
- Stanjo

September 4 - Woah! Long time no see, or type, or read, or... oh whatever. No Banjo-Kazooie info. (Well? What did you expect?!) If you're a Zelda fan, then brace yourself for the upcoming link. I still can't believe Miyamato for doing this.
- Stanjo

August 13 - Hey, do you know what today is? Do you know what today is?! Oh, sure it's Monday, but aside from that... Today, Banjo-Kazooie Land is now two years old. It's good to see that BKLand survived waiting for BT, the arrival of Game Boy Advance, and the announcement of BK: Grunty's Revenge. Yessiree, this has been one crazy year. BKLand: here for two years and counting.
- Stanjo

August 10 - Well, well, well... It seems that one of my friends lost his ezboard account. He wants me to take over his Message Board until he gets his account back. Anyway, the new BKLand is looking very good and it shouldn't be too long before we finish it. In fact, at the rate we're going, we'll be finished-- soon. Yes.
- Stanjo

August 8 - I don't have a real update, but I know I'm behind...WAY behind in news. I just updated to let you all know I didn't forget about BK Land, I'm just waiting for the New BK Land to open.
- Banjo Pat

August 7 - Can it be? A real update? Well, by real I don't mean we have some good info on GR. We still don't have a release date. That would be nice if we did, wouldn't it? I guess Rareware learned it's lesson on release dates. Anyway... Oh, yes, the update! I have a theory on why the lair is blocked off in BT. The rumbling from the arrival of HAG 1 caused an earthquake in the lair. That made the ceiling shatter and rocks fall down. This means that we might be able to get in the lair in GR!

How's that for an update? What? You want more? Well, all right. Perhaps I could tell you something else. Uh, do you remember FEATCHON? Well, I figured out why F is there. You know how Rare made it so it buzzes after the wrong letter. Since no code begins with F, it's wrong. However, the EATCHO is a rearranged version of CHEATO, so E isn't wrong so they couldn't buzz.

More?! Hah, you'll get more... Mwahahahaahaha!
- Stanjo

August 3 - Iiiit's August, and that must mean that Banjo Pat got a new internet server. Email him at xeon@pcfl.net. That'll be all. Dismissed!
- Stanjo

July 31 - Apparently, the corn poppulation was decreasing at an alarming speed. Utter chaos and mayhem followed this incident.
"None of my available comrades hath put ye olde anti-proliferate curse on the beloved corn!" Quoth a passing by hierophant.
Just when things seemed grim, we had an amazingly goosey idea. Seek us a random house in Wyoming. Once there, we talked to the smartest people in the room. It seemed they were playing Bingo.
"You sunk my battleship!" Said Player I.
"I'm sorry, I'll buy you a new one. How much are they?" Replied the second player...MENACINGLY!
"Excuse me, but we're dangerously low on our lovable, delicious, yellow corn."A reporter said.
"Then get a lovable, delicious, green corn.... Obviously." Player I said coldly.
From that moment on, we triumphantly talked about the discovery of green corn.
- Stanjo

July 14 - Happy ten days from Independence Day. I'd just like to say that I have...something strange. Yeah! You should be able to type FEATCHON in the Code Chamber. Look closely: FEATCHON. If you rearrange the italicized stuff you get Cheato. You can rearrange it. Other letters? Well, I think the N is there for Honeyking. See, the way this Cheato is arranged, the HO are followed by an N, being the beginning of Honeyking. It's just like Blueredgoldfegthers for Banjo-Kazooie. F? I have no idea.
- Stanjo

July 11 - Well, the links section were on a much needed update, so go look! I got rid of some sites that are dead and brought in some that are alive! Halleluja! Or something.
- Stanjo

July 8 - Dun dun dun dun dun dah duuuuuuunnnnn! *fireworks go off* It is I! Blah, blah, blah.... Anyway, I would like to tell you to stop emailing me about putting up cameos for BT. If you look closely, you'll see that there is only cameos for BK, I don't really feel like making a BT cameos section right now, but there is going to be one in the new BKLand. So, lalalalalala.
- Stanjo

July 1 - Hey... You want something on BK? Well, you won't get any! Instead, here's some something on BT! Mwahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Ok, here's something interesting. Go to the jukebox in Jolly Roger's Lagoon. You know that the Witchy World icon is Big Al? Ok, just checking. Click on Witchy World, and go down to Madame Grunty and start playing it. Press B while playing it to return to the main menu of levels and whatever. Instead of Big Al being the icon, it's Salty Joe! Now click on Witchy World, go down to Mr. Patch, and press B games, then the Brief BK Review is the way to go. This is Stanjo. Good day.
- Stanjo

Guh-Hut!